What movies have not aged well?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why are men ridiculously delusional in the women they want/approach? I'm not a troll. This is a real question. Why does a fat, pot bellied, unkempt, balding, stupid (ergo poor) man, tell a woman above his league that she isn't hot enough for him?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does a narcissist act like it's nothing when they hurt you?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Heart in distress? 9 silent symptoms you shouldn’t overlook - Times of India

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

Have you ever witnessed political correctness harm someone?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

You Only Live Twice

A View to a Kill

Why does my dog keep licking at her privates now? She is 7 years old and has barely started licking there. The vet said she’s fine but she keeps doing that.

From Russia With Love

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

Why are right-wing commentators spreading conspiracy theories about Haitians eating local pets in Springfield, Ohio?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Atheists claim that Earth is 10 billion years old, yet there are no fossils that old. What do you have to say for yourselves for lying?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Diamonds Are Forever

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

When Chinese people see my pets, will they think of it as their food?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Octopussy

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the meaning of xx in texting?

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Can someone write me a sex story?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Dr No

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?